Classic, Kooky, and Terrifying Addams Family Quotes
March 25, 2023 8:45 AM EST
Our collection of Addams Family quotes from the classic ‘90s films, The Addams Family and Addams Family Values, will make you laugh.
Everybody loves our favorite creepy, spooky, and kooky family, The Addams Family.
The mysterious Addams Family originated as a comic strip in 1938, created by cartoonist Charles Addams.
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Research by the University of California, Riverside, has shown that exposure to unusual or “kooky” ideas can increase creativity and problem-solving abilities.
The Addams Family’s quirky and unconventional approach to life may inspire readers to think outside the box.
What are the benefits of reading these Addams Family quotes?
In the last 83 years, we’ve seen Gomez and Morticia’s macabre romance develop in the 1960s television show, watched Wednesday and Pugsley’s kooky antics in the ‘90s movies, and become closer to the entire spooky family in the more recent animated movie.
So throw your witch’s shawl on and prepare to dive into the land of the grim and ghastly with these spine-chilling Addams Family quotes.
There are quite a few things we can learn from this lovable yet creepy family, including:
- embrace your uniqueness and be who you are
- keeping the romance alive in your marriage/relationship is important
- pursue your own interest and always be willing to learn
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Classic Addams Family Values quotes from Wednesday, Morticia, Gomez, and others
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1. “Nobody gets out of the Bermuda Triangle, not even for a vacation. Everyone knows that.” — Wednesday
!["Nobody gets out of the Bermuda Triangle, not even for a vacation. Everyone knows that." — Wednesday Addams Family quotes about the bermuda triangle](https://everydaypower.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/10/Addams-Family-Quotes.png)
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2. “Sweet Oblivion, open your arms!” — Wednesday (in Hamlet)
!["Sweet Oblivion, open your arms!" — Wednesday (in Hamlet) Addams Family quotes about oblivion](https://everydaypower.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/10/Addams-Family-Quotes-and-lines.png)
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3. “Thing, you’re a handful.” — Morticia
!["Thing, you're a handful." — Morticia short Addams Family quotes from morticia](https://everydaypower.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/10/Addams-Family-Quotes-and-sayings.png)
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4. “Smell that air, Fester! Like a tomb.” — Gomez
!["Smell that air, Fester! Like a tomb." — Gomez short Addams Family quotes from gomez](https://everydaypower.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/10/memorable-Addams-Family-Quotes.png)
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5. “It was just a party. It’s over. It means nothing.” — Uncle Fester
!["It was just a party. It's over. It means nothing." — Uncle Fester Addams Family quotes from uncle fester](https://everydaypower.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/10/Addams-Family-Values-quotes-and-sayings.png)
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6. “It’s so sweet. He looks just like a little entrée.” — Morticia
!["It's so sweet. He looks just like a little entrée." — Morticia Addams Family quotes from morticia](https://everydaypower.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/10/memorable-Addams-Family-Values-quotes.png)
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7. “A-ha! Showtime!” — Gomez
!["A-ha! Showtime!" — Gomez short Addams Family quotes](https://everydaypower.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/10/memorable-Addams-Family-Values-quotes-and-lines.png)
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8. “Woe to the Republic.” — Wednesday
![“Woe to the Republic.” — Wednesday Addams Family quotes about the republic](https://everydaypower.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/10/memorable-Addams-Family-Values-quotes-and-sayings.png)
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9. “I don’t want to be in the pageant.” — Wednesday
![“I don’t want to be in the pageant.” — Wednesday Addams Family quotes from wednesday](https://everydaypower.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/10/Classic-Addams-Family-Values-quotes-and-lines.png)
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10. “Spirits above me, give me a sign. Shall I be joyous… or shall I be damned?” — Gomez
!["Spirits above me, give me a sign. Shall I be joyous… or shall I be damned?" — Gomez Addams Family quotes by gomez](https://everydaypower.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/10/Classic-Addams-Family-Values-quotes-and-sayings.png)
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11. “Wednesday, look at all of the other children, their freckles, their bright little eyes, their eager, friendly smiles. Help them.” — Morticia
!["Wednesday, look at all of the other children, their freckles, their bright little eyes, their eager, friendly smiles. Help them." — Morticia Addams Family quotes about wednesday](https://everydaypower.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/10/Addams-Family-Values-quotes.png)
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12. “Sometimes, late at night…I remember how [Debbie] used to turn to me and say, ‘Jesus, Fester, go back to your room!'” — Fester
!["Sometimes, late at night…I remember how [Debbie] used to turn to me and say, 'Jesus, Fester, go back to your room!'" — Fester Addams Family quotes from fester](https://everydaypower.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/10/Addams-Family-Values-quotes-and-lines.png)
13. “Your work is puerile and under-dramatized. You lack any sense of structure, character, and the Aristotelian unities.” — Wednesday
![“Your work is puerile and under-dramatized. You lack any sense of structure, character, and the Aristotelian unities.” — Wednesday funny Addams Family quotes from wednesday](https://everydaypower.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/10/creepy-Addams-Family-Quotes.png)
14. “We don’t hug.” — Wednesday
![“We don’t hug.” — Wednesday Addams Family quotes about hugs](https://everydaypower.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/10/creepy-Addams-Family-Quotes-and-lines.png)
15. “I’m not perky.” — Wednesday
![“I’m not perky.” — Wednesday perky Addams Family quotes](https://everydaypower.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/10/creepy-Addams-Family-Quotes-and-sayings.png)
16. “You have gone too far. You have married Fester, you have destroyed his spirit, you have taken him from us. All that I could forgive. But Debbie… Pastels?” — Morticia
!["You have gone too far. You have married Fester, you have destroyed his spirit, you have taken him from us. All that I could forgive. But Debbie… Pastels?" — Morticia Addams Family quotes about fester](https://everydaypower.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/10/Classic-Addams-Family-Values-quotes.png)
17. “Two, ten, eleven. Eyes, fingers, toes!” — Gomez
!["Two, ten, eleven. Eyes, fingers, toes!" — Gomez memorable Addams Family quotes](https://everydaypower.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/10/Terrifying-Addams-Family-Quotes.png)
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Kooky Addams Family Quotes
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The Addams Family’s unique blend of spooky, silly, and subversive humor may help readers expand their worldviews and challenge their assumptions.
18. “I’m just like any modern woman trying to have it all. Loving husband, a family. It’s just, I wish I had more time to seek out the dark forces and join their hellish crusade. ” — Morticia
!["I'm just like any modern woman trying to have it all. Loving husband, a family. It's just, I wish I had more time to seek out the dark forces and join their hellish crusade. " — Morticia Addams Family quotes about modern women](https://everydaypower.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/10/Kooky-Addams-Family-Quotes-and-lines.png)
19. “So I-I killed. So I maimed. So I destroyed one innocent life after another. Aren’t I a human being? Don’t I yearn, and ache, and shop? Don’t I deserve love… and jewelry?” — Debbie Jellinsky
!["So I-I killed. So I maimed. So I destroyed one innocent life after another. Aren't I a human being? Don't I yearn, and ache, and shop? Don't I deserve love… and jewelry?" — Debbie Jellinsky Addams Family quotes from debbie](https://everydaypower.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/10/classic-Addams-Family-Quotes.png)
20. “You have enslaved him. You have placed Fester under some strange sexual spell. I respect that. But please, may we see him?” — Morticia
!["You have enslaved him. You have placed Fester under some strange sexual spell. I respect that. But please, may we see him?" — Morticia funny Addams Family quotes and sayings](https://everydaypower.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/10/classic-Addams-Family-Quotes-and-lines.png)
21. “Gomez, take those out of his mouth.” — Morticia
!["Gomez, take those out of his mouth." — Morticia Addams Family quotes about gomez](https://everydaypower.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/10/classic-Addams-Family-Quotes-and-sayings.png)
22. “Salt, pepper, or cyanide?” — Morticia
!["Salt, pepper, or cyanide?" — Morticia Kooky Addams Family quotes](https://everydaypower.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/10/Terrifying-Addams-Family-Quotes-and-sayings.png)
23. “An open grave. It was my first funeral.” — Morticia
!["An open grave. It was my first funeral." — Morticia Kooky Addams Family quotes and lines](https://everydaypower.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/10/Terrifying-Addams-Family-Quotes-and-lines.png)
24. “Do you think that when a new baby arrives, one of the other children has to die?” — Morticia
!["Do you think that when a new baby arrives, one of the other children has to die?" — Morticia Terrifying Addams Family Quotes](https://everydaypower.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/10/Kooky-Addams-Family-Quotes.png)
25. “Marvelous news. I’m going to have a baby. Right now.” — Morticia
!["Marvelous news. I'm going to have a baby. Right now." — Morticia Classic Addams Family Values quotes](https://everydaypower.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/10/Kooky-Addams-Family-Quotes-and-sayings.png)
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Which Addams Family member is your favorite?
Despite their peculiar demeanor, the Addams Family is a loveable crew with family at the core of their values.
Morticia is a loving mother with a terrifically gothic sense of homemaking.
Gomez is dashingly debonair.
Wednesday is hysterically terrifying and her older brother, Pugsley is totally devious.
Grandmama is mysteriously witchy and Uncle Fester is entirely bizarre.
Lurch and Thing are fully supportive members of the team and Cousin Iit is as sweet as can be.
You’ll never find a kookier, spookier brood than this!
We hope you enjoyed these Addams Family quotes and lines.
Which quote was your favorite?
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