Awkward Napoleon Dynamite Quotes Sure to Make You Laugh
March 25, 2023 5:00 AM EST
From a cult-classic, these hilarious Napoleon Dynamite quotes are sure to make you laugh and elevate your mood.
Napoleon Dynamite is a comedy film produced in 2004.
It details the escapades of the title character Napoleon and leaves the viewer asking if Napoleon Dynamite is high!
He is an exceptionally awkward teenage boy who has trouble fitting in.
He lives with his Grandma, who is injured in an accident.
This leads to Uncle Rico coming to watch over Napoleon and Kip.
A few fun facts I learned about this film: the lead actor, Jon Heder, was only paid $1000 for the role, the song Napoleon dances to is called “Canned Heat”, and Kip is 32 years old!
The film Napoleon Dynamite has grossed over $46 million worldwide, making it a commercial success.
This success suggests that the film’s humor and charm have resonated with audiences worldwide.
Below is our collection of hilarious Napoleon Dynamite quotes that are sure to make your day.
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Napoleon Dynamite quotes about food
A study by the University of Colorado found that watching humorous films can reduce stress and increase feelings of well-being.
As Napoleon Dynamite is known for its quirky humor, it can be assumed that watching the film’s funny scenes can positively impact viewers’ mental health.
1. “Tina, You Fat Lard, Come Get Some Dinner. Tina! Eat The FOOD!” –Napoleon Dynamite
![Napoleon Dynamite quotes about eating](https://everydaypower.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/11/Napoleon-Dynamite-Qoutes-1.jpg)
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2. “Too bad, she said she doesn’t want you here when she gets back because you’ve been ruining everybody’s lives and eating all our steak.” – Napoleon Dynamite
![Napoleon Dynamite quotes about eating all our steak](https://everydaypower.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/11/Napoleon-Dynamite-Qoutes-2.jpg)
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3. “Tina, come get some ham.” – Napoleon Dynamite
![Napoleon Dynamite quotes about come get some ham](https://everydaypower.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/11/Napoleon-Dynamite-Qoutes-3.jpg)
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4. “What can I have for dinner? Kip ate the last frozen dinner!” – Napoleon Dynamite
![Napoleon Dynamite quotes about frozen dinner](https://everydaypower.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/11/Napoleon-Dynamite-Qoutes-4.jpg)
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5. “I caught you a delicious bass.” – Napoleon Dynamite
![Napoleon Dynamite quotes about I caught you a delicious bass](https://everydaypower.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/11/Napoleon-Dynamite-Qoutes-5.jpg)
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6. “Stay home and eat all the freakin’ chips, Kip!” – Napoleon Dynamite
![Napoleon Dynamite quotes about stay home and eat all the freakin chips, kip!](https://everydaypower.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/11/Napoleon-Dynamite-Qoutes-6.jpg)
7. “I See You’re Drinking 1%. Is That ‘Cause You Think You’re Fat? ‘Cause You’re Not. You Could Totally Be Drinking Whole If You Wanted To.” – Napoleon Dynamite
![Napoleon Dynamite quotes about drinking](https://everydaypower.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/11/Napoleon-Dynamite-Qoutes-7.jpg)
8. “No, I’m freakin’ starving! I didn’t get to eat *anything* today.” – Napoleon Dynamite
![Napoleon Dynamite quotes about starving](https://everydaypower.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/11/Napoleon-Dynamite-Qoutes-8.jpg)
Napoleon Dynamite quotes about money and shopping
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9. “You pay the bills for that? Does that cost money every time you’re on, like for minutes on the phone?” – Uncle Rico
![Napoleon Dynamite quotes about money and shopping](https://everydaypower.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/11/Napoleon-Dynamite-Qoutes-9.jpg)
10. “Why would I want to buy any of this girly crap?” – Napoleon Dynamite
![Napoleon Dynamite quotes and why would I want to buy any of this girly crap](https://everydaypower.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/11/Napoleon-Dynamite-Qoutes-10.jpg)
11. “Napoleon, you know we can’t afford the fun pack. What, do you think money grows on trees in this family? Take it back! And get some Pampers for you and your brother while you’re at it.” – Uncle Rico
![Napoleon Dynamite quotes about money grows on trees](https://everydaypower.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/11/Napoleon-Dynamite-Qoutes-11.jpg)
12. “I’m gonna tell you somethin’ right now. While you’re out there playing patty cake with your friend Pedro, your Uncle Rico is makin’ 120 bucks.” – Uncle Rico
![Napoleon Dynamite quotes about playing patty cake with your friend pedro](https://everydaypower.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/11/Napoleon-Dynamite-Qoutes-12.jpg)
13. [outside, scratching ticket] “Yes! Three spuds! You picked a good one! That’s ten dollars! Yes!” – Napoleon Dynamite
![Napoleon Dynamite quotes that's ten dollars](https://everydaypower.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/11/Napoleon-Dynamite-Qoutes-13.jpg)
14. “I could make that much money in five seconds!” – Napoleon Dynamite
![Napoleon Dynamite quotes about I could make that much money in five seconds](https://everydaypower.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/11/Napoleon-Dynamite-Qoutes-14.jpg)
15. “Napoleon, it looks like you don’t have a job. So why don’t you get out there and feed Tina?” – Uncle Rico
![Napoleon Dynamite quotes about haing a job](https://everydaypower.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/11/Napoleon-Dynamite-Qoutes-15.jpg)
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Napoleon Dynamite quotes about girls
A survey by the website YouGov found that 35% of Americans aged 18-34 have seen Napoleon Dynamite
The findings indicate that the film has a significant following among younger generations.
16. “I Don’t Even Have Any Good Skills. You Know, Like Nunchuck Skills, Bow Hunting Skills, Computer Hacking Skills. Girls Only Want Boyfriends Who Have Great Skills!” – Napoleon Dynamite
![Napoleon Dynamite quotes about good skills](https://everydaypower.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/11/Napoleon-Dynamite-Qoutes-16.jpg)
17. “Well, you have a sweet bike. And you’re really good at hooking up with chicks. Plus you’re like the only guy at school who has a mustache.” – Napoleon Dynamite
![Napoleon Dynamite quotes having a sweet bike](https://everydaypower.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/11/Napoleon-Dynamite-Qoutes-17.jpg)
18. “Napoleon, Don’t Be Jealous That I’ve Been Chatting Online With Babes All Day. Besides, We Both Know That I’m Training To Be A Cage Fighter.” – Kip
![Napoleon Dynamite quotes about cage fighter](https://everydaypower.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/11/Napoleon-Dynamite-Qoutes-18.jpg)
19. “Well, things are getting pretty serious right now. I mean, we chat online for, like, two hours every day so I guess you could say things are gettin’ pretty serious.” – Kip
![Napoleon Dynamite quotes about things are getting pertty serious](https://everydaypower.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/11/Napoleon-Dynamite-Qoutes-19.jpg)
20. “LaFawnduh is *the* best thing that has ever happened to me. I’m 100% positive she’s my soul mate. Don’t worry Napoleon, I’m sure there’s a babe out there for you too. Peace out.” – Kip
![Napoleon Dynamite quotes about peace](https://everydaypower.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/11/Napoleon-Dynamite-Qoutes-20.jpg)
21. “My old girlfriend from Oklahoma was gonna fly out for the dance but she couldn’t cause she’s doing some modeling right now.” – Napoleon Dynamite
![Napoleon Dynamite quotes about girls](https://everydaypower.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/11/Napoleon-Dynamite-Qoutes-21.jpg)
22. “Yeah, I took her to the mall to get some glamor shots for her birthday one year.” – Napoleon Dynamite
![Napoleon Dynamite quotes about her birthday one year](https://everydaypower.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/11/Napoleon-Dynamite-Qoutes-22.jpg)
Random Napoleon Dynamite quotes
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23. “It’s Pretty Much My Favorite Animal. It’s Like A Lion And A Tiger Mixed… Bred For Its Skills In Magic.” – Napoleon Dynamite
![Napoleon Dynamite quotes about my favorite animal](https://everydaypower.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/11/Napoleon-Dynamite-Qoutes-23.jpg)
24. “Yeah, Right. Who’s The One That Knows Illegal Ninja Moves From The Government?” – Napoleon Dynamite
![Napoleon Dynamite quotes that knows illegal ninja moves from the government](https://everydaypower.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/11/Napoleon-Dynamite-Qoutes-24.jpg)
25. “So, we’re pretty much friends by now, right?” – Napoleon Dynamite
![Napoleon Dynamite quotes about we're pretty much friends by now](https://everydaypower.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/11/Napoleon-Dynamite-Qoutes-25.jpg)
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Which of these Napoleon Dynamite quotes is your favorite?
Some may wonder if Napoleon Dynamite has a plot or if it is just a crazy cult classic.
I think it does, and there are even lessons to be learned.
The movie is about fitting in, finding friendship in unexpected places, and family!
If you haven’t watched this movie yet, you should give it a shot! If nothing else, you will love the llama!!
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