What We Do in the Shadows Quotes for Super Fans

Fans of What We Do in the Shadows will enjoy these quotes while waiting for the new season.

What We Do in the Shadows premiered on FX in 2019 as a mockumentary comedy horror series.

The show was created by Jemaine Clement and stars Kayvan Novak, Matt Berry, Natasia Demetriou, Harvey Guillen, and Mark Proksch.

What We Do in the Shadows is in its fourth season; due to its popularity has already been renewed for its fifth and sixth seasons.

The show has been nominated for many awards, including 17 nominations for Emmy Awards.

The show’s plot is based on the New Zealand film of the same name, co-written by Jemaine Clement and Taika Waititi.

Throughout the show, we follow four vampires that are roommates and live in Staten Island, New York.

Learn more about the show with these What We Do in the Shadows quotes.

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What We Do in the Shadows quotes for mega fans

These quick quotes are ones that fans of the show will recognize.

1. “From Panera bread you came, and to Panera bread, you shall return.” – Nandor the Relentless

2. “We need a plan for total domination.” – Nandor the Relentless

3. “Vampires have huge respect for owls.” – Laszlo Cranvensworth

4. “I would like us to get colorful dust that sparkles.” – Nandor the Relentless

5. “All secret meetings take place in the fancy room.” – Nandor the Relentless

6. “I don’t live to drain; I drain to live.” – Colin Robinson

7. “Well, how am I going to eat if I don’t prey on people, dummy?” – Nandor the Relentless

8. “A ghost, that’s where we draw the line.” – Guillermo de la Cruz

9. “One human alcohol beer, please.” – Jim the Vampire

10. “One of the best ways to drain people’s energy is via the internet.” – Colin Robinson

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11. “It seems that, uh, government workers are immune to hypnotism. It’s like their souls are dead or something.” – Nandor the Relentless

12. “Pablo Picasso. More like Pablo Picasshole.” —Nadja

13. “You are supposed to support me when I want to murder someone!” —Nadja

14. “If I find I’m in a situation where an idiot is complaining to me, you can either kill them or you can pretend to listen to them.” – Nandor the Relentless

15. “They would call me Nandor the Relentless. Because I would just never relent.” —Nandor the Relentless

16. “Remember the plague? And how much fun it was?” – Baron

17. “My friends have noticed mood swings and unusual cravings—and sometimes I have this urge to turn my roommate to shreds—yeah, it’s become pretty clear to me that I’m becoming a vampire.” – Jenna

18. “It says I am 100% white.” —Colin

19. “We have total dominion from here to here!” —Laszlo

20. “If I ever find out who did it, I will take a dagger and stab them 5,000 times with this hand! Switch hands and then stab them another 5,000 times!” —Garrett

What Do Vampires Really Do?

The series shows us how the vampire roommates interact with each other and the human world through what fans see as a humorous lens.

What We Do in the Shadows also shows the vampires’ past since they have been alive for hundreds of years.

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