Welcome to Night Vale Quotes From the Hit Podcast

If you love conspiracy theories, you will love these Welcome to Night Vale Quotes!

Welcome to Night Vale is a podcast that premiers twice per month and has been running since 2012.

Joseph Fink and Jeffrey Cranor created the podcast, which is typically 20 to 30 minutes long.

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The podcast’s plot is presented as a radio show for the fictional town of Night Vale, located in the Southwestern United States.

The fictional Cecil Gershwin Palmer is the podcast’s host, main character, and narrator and is voiced by Cecil Baldwin.

The podcast’s premise is that Night Vale is a town in the desert where all conspiracy theories are real, and each podcast goes from there.

Enjoy these Welcome to Night Vale Quotes from the hit podcast!

Spooky Welcome to Night Vale quotes

Night Vale is a spooky place with lots of strange happening.

1. “Sleep is merely a practice for death.” ― Welcome to Night Vale

2. “Fear is a reasonable response to life.” ― Welcome to Night Vale

3. “There are things lurking in the shadows.” ― Welcome to Night Vale

4. “Most towns don’t have literal monsters, I think, but we do.” ― Welcome to Night Vale

5. “There is nothing under your bed; there is nothing in your closet.” ― Welcome to Night Vale

6. “Clocks and calendars don’t work in Night Vale. Time itself doesn’t work.” ― Welcome to Night Vale

7. “The dialogue between the living and the dead is full of misunderstanding and silence.” ― Welcome to Night Vale

8. “It’s not that there’s nothing coming to get you; there’s everything coming to get you” ― Welcome to Night Vale

9. “Just look closely in the background of any mirror. You are most certainly not alone.” ― Welcome to Night Vale

10. “Do not turn on your high beams in fog. You do not want to see what is actually in the fog.” ― Welcome to Night Vale

Memorable Welcome to Night Vale quotes

You will remember these quotes from the hit podcast!

14. “Librarians are hideous creatures of unimaginable power.” ― Welcome to Night Vale

13. “She was angry, which is the more productive cousin of fear.” ― Welcome to Night Vale

16. “Mostly, we don’t get destroyed… Mostly we destroy ourselves.” ― Welcome to Night Vale

11. “The living tell the dying not to leave, and the dying do not listen.” ― Welcome to Night Vale

12.“In the old days, there weren’t all these satellites recording our every move.” ― Welcome to Night Vale

17. “Perhaps you noticed something strange yesterday. And perhaps you have forgotten it.” ― Welcome to Night Vale

18. “Thank you for your interest in a life free of pain. We are not accepting applications at this time.” ― Welcome to Night Vale

19. “You are fragile and blind, and wanting, and stepping alone into the great darkness of the future.” ― Welcome to Night Vale

15. “Some people prefer to make their homes so neat that there is no evidence of life anywhere at all.” ― Welcome to Night Vale

20. “A journey of a thousand miles begins with a sudden and baffling urge to walk a thousand miles straight, nonstop.” ― Welcome to Night Vale

Why is Welcome to Night Vale set in the desert?

They set night Vale in the desert to allow the fictional town to be in a location far enough away from everything else that no one commutes to different places.

We see that with Night Vale being a community on its own, the strange supernatural occurrences that occur seem mundane to the town’s residents.

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