25 SpongeBob Quotes That Are Captions to Life
These SpongeBob quotes about life will make you see there’s a lot more to this famous cartoon than just laughs.
February 24, 2023 5:00 AM EST
Nickelodeon’s SpongeBob SquarePants is one of the most-watched and beloved cartoons of the modern era.
We know he lives in a pineapple under the sea, but these SpongeBob quotes will make you see there’s much more to life than just what surrounds you.
SpongeBob was created by Stephen Hillenburg more than 20 years ago, but the classic cartoon is still soaking up the love.
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According to a 2019 report by Parrot Analytics, Spongebob Squarepants was the most popular kids’ show on streaming platforms in the United States.
The report highlights the show’s continued relevance and popularity in the digital age.
Whether you’re a kid or a grown adult, there are many reasons to love SpongeBob.
The characters are not only funny but there are many moments in the show that can teach us important life lessons.
SpongeBob reminds us to always look at things from a positive angle and that it’s OK to fail sometimes, provided we never give up.
The residents of Bikini Bottom teach us that we can always rely on our friends.
Just like Bob had Patrick and Mr. Krabs had Mrs. Puff, your friends and even neighbors are there to get you through life.
But above all, the animated sponge reminds us to always have fun.
Find enjoyment in every activity you engage in no matter how overwhelming things might get.
SpongeBob has received worldwide critical acclaim since its premiere and has won many awards including six Annie Awards, eight Golden Reel Awards, four Emmy Awards, 19 Kids’ Choice Awards, and two BAFTA Children’s Awards.
From one of the greatest cartoons ever made, below is our collection of funny, wise, and inspirational SpongeBob quotes and sayings that will make your day.
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SpongeBob Quotes That Are Captions to Life
Morning Consult’s 2019 survey revealed that Spongebob Squarepants was the most popular children’s television character among respondents.
The findings demonstrate the enduring affection viewers have for the character.
1. “I’ll have you know that I stubbed my toe last week and only cried for 20 minutes.” – Spongebob
![“I’ll have you know that I stubbed by toe last week and only cried for 20 minutes.” - Spongebob SpongeBob Quotes and lines](images/spongebob-quotes-that-are-captions-to-life.png)
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2. “Home is where you’re surrounded by other critters that care about you.” – Sandy Cheeks
![“Home is where you’re surrounded by other critters that care about you.” – Sandy Cheeks SpongeBob Quotes about home](images/spongebob-quotes-that-will-make-your-day.png)
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3. “If you believe in yourself and with a tiny pinch of magic, all your dreams can come true.” – Spongebob
![“If you believe in yourself and with a tiny pinch of magic, all your dreams can come true.” – Spongebob SpongeBob Quotes about believing in yourself](images/spongebob-quotes-about-life.png)
4. “Sometimes we have to go deep inside ourselves to solve our problems.” – Patrick Star
![“Sometimes we have to go deep inside ourselves to solve our problems.” – Patrick Star SpongeBob Quotes about problems](images/spongebob-quotes-that-strike-a-chord-with-us.png)
5. “No one can change a person, but someone can be a reason for that person to change.” – Spongebob
![“No one can change a person, but someone can be a reason for that person to change.” – Spongebob SpongeBob Quotes about change](images/spongebob-quotes-that-inspire-positivity.png)
6. “Dumb people are always blissfully unaware of how dumb they really are…(drools)” – Patrick Star
![“Dumb people are always blissfully unaware of how dumb they really are…(drools)” - Patrick Star SpongeBob Quotes about dumb people](images/spongebob-quotes-that-are-captions-to-life-2.png)
7. “Good people don’t rip other people’s arms off.” – Spongebob
![“Good people don’t rip other people’s arms off.” - Spongebob SpongeBob Quotes about good people](images/memorable-spongebob-quotes-and-sayings-that-will-make-your-day.png)
8. “Sometimes we have to go deep inside ourselves to solve our problems.” – Patrick Star
![“Sometimes we have to go deep inside ourselves to solve our problems.” – Patrick Star deep SpongeBob Quotes](images/memorable-spongebob-quotes-and-lines-that-will-make-your-day.png)
9. “I know of a place where you never get harmed. A magical place with magical charm. Indoors. Indoors. Indoors. Take it away penny.” – Spongebob
![“I know of a place where you never get harmed. A magical place with magical charm. Indoors. Indoors. Indoors. Take it away penny.” - Spongebob magical SpongeBob Quotes](images/spongebob-quotes-that-will-make-you-see-theres-much-more-to-life.png)
10. “It’s not always what you say that matters, sometimes it’s what you don’t say.” – Mr. Krabs
![“It's not always what you say that matters, sometimes it's what you don't say.” – Mr. Krabs SpongeBob Quotes that make you think](images/spongebob-quotes-and-sayings-that-will-make-you-see-theres-much-more-to-life.png)
SpongeBob quotes that will make your day
The Spongebob Squarepants movie released in 2004 grossed over $140 million domestically and over $140 million internationally.
The commercial success, grossing over $280 million worldwide, cemented the show’s status as a beloved cultural phenomenon.
11. “You’re a man now, SpongeBob, and it’s time you started acting like one.” – Patrick Star
!["You're a man now, SpongeBob, and it's time you started acting like one." - Patrick Star SpongeBob Quotes about maturity](images/memorable-spongebob-quotes-and-lines.png)
12. “I’m ugly and I’m proud.” – SpongeBob
!["I'm ugly and I'm proud." - SpongeBob short SpongeBob Quotes on pride](images/spongebob-quotes-that-will-make-your-day-2.png)
13. “Can you give SpongeBob his brain back, I had to borrow it for the week.” – Patrick Star
![“Can you give SpongeBob his brain back, I had to borrow it for the week.” – Patrick Star funny SpongeBob Quotes](images/spongebob-quotes-and-sayings-that-will-make-your-day.png)
14. “That’s it, mister! You just lost your brain privileges!” – Plankton
!["That's it, mister! You just lost your brain privileges!" - Plankton SpongeBob Quotes that will make you laugh](images/memorable-spongebob-quotes-that-will-make-your-day.png)
15. “Excuse me, sir, but you’re sitting on my body, which is also my face.” – Spongebob
![“Excuse me, sir, but you’re sitting on my body, which is also my face.” - Spongebob hilarious SpongeBob Quotes](images/spongebob-quotes-and-sayings.png)
16. “Too bad SpongeBob’s not here to enjoy Spongebob not being here.” – Squidward
![“Too bad SpongeBob’s not here to enjoy Spongebob not being here.” – Squidward funny SpongeBob Quotes and lines](images/spongebob-quotes-and-lines.png)
17. “With imagination, you can be anything you want.” – Spongebob
![“With imagination, you can be anything you want.” – Spongebob SpongeBob Quotes about imagination](images/memorable-spongebob-quotes.png)
18. “This is not your average, everyday darkness. This is… ADVANCED darkness. Hey, if I close my eyes it doesn’t seem so dark.” – SpongeBob
![“This is not your average, everyday darkness. This is... ADVANCED darkness. Hey, if I close my eyes it doesn't seem so dark.” - SpongeBob SpongeBob Quotes about darkness](images/memorable-spongebob-quotes-and-sayings.png)
19. “Spongebob: guess what day today is? Patrick: annoy Squidward day? Spongebob: no silly! that’s on the 15!”. – Spongebob and Patrick
![“Spongebob: guess what day today is? Patrick: annoy Squidward day? Spongebob: no silly! that’s on the 15!”. – Spongebob and Patrick memorable SpongeBob Quotes](images/memorable-spongebob-quotes-that-are-captions-to-life.png)
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SpongeBob quotes that will make you see there’s much more to life
20. “Well, it’s no secret that the best thing about a secret is secretly telling someone your secret, thereby adding another secret to their secret collection of secrets, secretly.” – SpongeBob
!["Well, it's no secret that the best thing about a secret is secretly telling someone your secret, thereby adding another secret to their secret collection of secrets, secretly." - SpongeBob best SpongeBob Quotes](images/memorable-spongebob-quotes-and-lines-that-are-captions-to-life.png)
21. “The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.” – Patrick Star
![“The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.” - Patrick Star SpongeBob Quotes about his mind](images/memorable-spongebob-quotes-and-sayings-that-are-captions-to-life.png)
22. “Moss always points to civilization.” – SpongeBob
!["Moss always points to civilization." - SpongeBob SpongeBob Quotes about civilization](images/spongebob-quotes.png)
23. “I guess hibernation is the opposite of beauty sleep!” – Patrick Star
!["I guess hibernation is the opposite of beauty sleep!" - Patrick Star SpongeBob Quotes that will make you smile](images/spongebob-quotes-and-sayings-that-are-captions-to-life.png)
24. “You’ll never get what you want if you always let people step on you.” – Plankton
![“You’ll never get what you want if you always let people step on you.” – Plankton inspirational SpongeBob Quotes](images/spongebob-quotes-and-lines-that-are-captions-to-life.png)
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Which of these SpongeBob quotes is your favorite?
SpongeBob has delighted and inspired fans for over 20 years.
One of the longest-running American animated series and the highest-rated to air on Nickelodeon, the show has won various awards including four Emmy Awards.
There’s no other cartoon-like SpongeBob.
The show is funny, comical, and intended for all ages, and you can’t help but like the characters.
Hopefully, the quotes above have brought a smile to your face.
Which of these SpongeBob quotes resonated with you the best?
Do you have any other favorite quotes to add to the list?
Feel free to share with us in the comment section below.
Kiribehere
May 8, 2020 at 5:04 PM
I got one but it is not on here. Rember that ep when Squidward and SpongeBob got lost trying to deliver pizzas?
Squidward: That is just a stupid bowlder!
SpongeBob: That’s not a bowlder! *sniff sniff* Its a rock.