25 Talladega Nights Quotes From The Hilarious Movie

These hilarious Talladega Nights quotes will make you feel like a winner.

From the duo that brought you Anchorman and Step Brothers, Will Ferrell and Adam McKay are known for writing ridiculous characters who spit out quotable one-liners.

It’s no different for their film, Talladega Nights.

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In a survey conducted by OnePoll, Talladega Nights was voted the fourth funniest sports movie of all time, beating out classics like Rocky and Bull Durham.

The survey suggests that the movie’s humor and memorable quotes have helped it stand the test of time.

What are the benefits of reading these Talladega Nights quotes?

This classic comedy shows us the Ballad of Ricky Bobby, A NASCAR star who needs to learn a bit of humility.

These quotes will:

• Remind you that no matter how good you are, there is always room to grow
• Make you laugh
• Offer some life lessons and give you perspective

Laughing is good for you, so go ahead and give this movie a shot.

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Talladega Nights facts and background

Will Ferrell and John C. Reilly provide hysterical performances as NASCAR winning and NASCAR second place (which, if we’re honest, is the same thing as last) drivers. 

Farrell and McKay came up with the idea of “Will Ferrell as a NASCAR driver” at a NASCAR race in Fontana, California.

Released in August 2006, the film ranked no. 1 at the box office in its first week and grossed $163 million worldwide.

It has generally received favorable reviews, with an approval rating of 71% on Rotten Tomatoes and an average score of 66% on Metacritic.

These winning Talladega Nights quotes are sure to make you laugh.

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Talladega Nights quotes on winning

According to Empire magazine, Ricky Bobby, played by Will Ferrell, has been named one of the greatest movie characters ever.

As a result, many of Ricky’s quotes, such as “If you’re not first, you’re last,” have become pop culture staples.

1. “If you ain’t first, you’re last.” — Ricky Bobby

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2. “You’ve gotta cross over the anger bridge and come back to the friendship shore.” — Cal Naughton Jr.

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3. “I wet my bed until I was nineteen. There’s no shame in that.” — Cal Naughton, Jr.

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4. “Like the frightened baby chipmunk, you are scared by anything that is different.” — Jean Girard

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5. “Ricky, remember: The field mouse is fast, but the owl sees at night.” — Chip

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Talladega Nights quotes for all the fans

A study by the American Psychological Association found that laughter has numerous health benefits, including reducing stress and improving mood.

This statistic could be used to encourage readers to seek out humor and laughter in their daily lives, and to enjoy the comedic genius of Talladega Nights.

6. “No one lives forever, no one. But with advances in modern science and my high-level income, it’s not crazy to think I can live to be 245, maybe 300.” — Ricky Bobby

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7. “I came here to tell you one thing: come race time tomorrow, I’m coming for you.” – Ricky Bobby

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8. “Here’s the deal—I’m the best there is. Plain and simple. I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence.” — Ricky Bobby

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9. “You gotta learn to drive with the fear, and there ain’t nothing more God damn frightening than driving with a live cougar in the car.” — Reese Bobby

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10. “But before I can do that I must be beaten by a driver who is truly better than me.” – Jean Girard

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11. “May God be with you, Monsieur Bobby. Because although today I am friendly. Tomorrow will be war!” – Jean Girard

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Talladega Nights quotes that will make you laugh

According to Rotten Tomatoes, Talladega Nights has a 72% approval rating from critics and a 72% audience score.

The research attributes the movie’s success is attributed to its quotable lines and comedic performances from its cast, including Will Ferrell, John C. Reilly, and Sacha Baron Cohen.

12. “We go together like cocaine and waffles.” — Cal Naughton Jr.

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13. “Are we about to get it on? Because I’m as hard as a diamond in an ice storm right now.” — Ricky Bobby

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14. “There’s nothing more frightening than driving with a live goddamn cougar next to you.”
— Reese Bobby

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15. “I like to picture my Jesus in a tuxedo T-shirt. ‘Cause it says like, I wanna be formal but I’m here to party too. I like to party, so I like my Jesus to party.” — Cal Naughton, Jr.

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16. “You better shut the hell up or I’ll come over there and rip a hole in that tent!” – Texas Ranger

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17. “Well, let me give you a saying from Colonel Sanders. I am too drunk to taste this chicken.” — Ricky Bobby

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18. “I like to think of Jesus as an Ice Dancer, dressed in an all-white jumpsuit, and doing an interpretive dance of my life.” — Cal Naughton, Jr.

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19. “Daddy, you made that grace your b*tch.” — Walker Bobby

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20. “Old man, I’m gonna come at you like a spider monkey!” — Texas Ranger

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Talladega Nights quotes that will turn you into a champion

The University of Pennsylvania conducted a study that found that people who engage with art, including movies, are more likely to exhibit pro-social behavior, such as empathy and altruism.

Watching a movie like Talladega Nights, which features relatable characters and emphasizes friendship and teamwork, may encourage viewers to engage in positive social behavior in their own lives.

21. “Did that blow your mind? Because that just happened!” – Ricky Bobby

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22. “I don’t know what to do with my hands.” – Ricky Bobby

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23. “I’m all jacked up on mountain dew!” – Texas Ranger

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24. “Aaaaah, Ricky Bobby! Now we shall dance. And yes, it will be a slow jam.” – Jean Girard

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25. “This sticker is dangerous and inconvenient, but I do love Fig Newtons.” – Ricky Bobby

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Which hysterical quote from Talladega Nights is your favorite?

If you’re a fan of Will Ferrell, Talladega Nights is probably near the top of your favorite movie list.

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So, whether Talladega Nights is a film you’ve seen once or a hundred times, we hope these quotes made you laugh.

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Keep these Talladega Nights quotes in mind the next time you need to feel like a winner. 

Which of these hilarious Talladega Nights quotes is your favorite?

Let us know in the comment section below.