Funny Yearbook Quotes to Make You Laugh

Whether you’re getting ready to graduate this year or decades ago, these funny yearbook quotes will make you laugh.

The end of a school year is a big deal to students, and the end of a high school career is monumental.

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According to a survey conducted by Jostens, a leading provider of yearbook products, 90% of high school seniors say that yearbook quotes are an essential part of the yearbook experience.

This indicates that yearbook quotes are a way for students to express themselves and a vital component of the overall high school experience.

What are the benefits of reading these funny yearbook quotes?

There are a lot of emotions that can come up for students as they think of leaving behind childhood and school.

And while some go the route of getting overly emotional, others take a different approach.

Some students use their yearbook quotes as a chance to make a funny and lasting impression, whether they’re:

• The class clown
• Excited to be done with school
• Just have a great sense of humor

These yearbook quotes might take you back to the glory of your high school days or help you find the perfect words to capture the end of your current high school journey.

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Funny yearbook quotes

According to a study by the University of California, Riverside, humor is a highly effective coping mechanism for dealing with stress and anxiety, which are expected during the high school years.

This highlights the potential therapeutic benefits of using humor in yearbook quotes and the role that yearbook quotes can play in helping students navigate the emotional challenges of adolescence.

1. “Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow just as well.”— Mark Twain

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2. “It’s not enough that I should succeed – others should fail.” – Kevin Chang

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3. “I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.”— Michael Scott

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4. “I never forget a face—but in your case, I’ll be glad to make an exception.”— Groucho Marx

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5. “Cheers to all my haters! Be patient. So much more is coming.” — Paris Hilton

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6. “Who needs a degree when you’re schoolin’ life?” — Beyoncé

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7. “School pictures are everything to me. They’re great practice for the paparazzi.” — Rachel Berry

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8. “Every tongue that rises up against me shall fall!!!!” — Rihanna

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9. “A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.”— Steve Martin

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10. “Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?”— Robin Williams

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Confident funny yearbook quotes

In a survey conducted by OnePoll, 46% of respondents said they regretted not being more creative with their yearbook quotes.

In that regard, many people feel that their funny yearbook quote is an opportunity for self-expression that they did not fully take advantage of.

11. “I’m actually not funny, I’m just really mean and people think I’m joking.”

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12. “I get butterflies when I think of myself.”

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13. “If you like water, you already like 72% of me.”

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14. “Hannah Montana says nobody’s perfect, but here I am.”

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15. “It will take a nation of millions to hold me back.”

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Sarcastic yearbook quotes

16. “Greg just stole my girl.’ – Everyone”

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17. “In this photo, I’m not wearing pants.”

18. “Four year later and I’m still an idiot, thanks for nothing.”

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19. “They asked me to write something. So here it is something.”

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20. “I want to thank Google, Wikipedia, and to whoever invented copy and past. Thank you.”

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21. “Hannah Montana said nobody’s perfect, but here I am.”

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22. “Whatever it is, I didn’t do it.”

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23. “’Put something inspirational.’ – Mom”

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24. “Cheaters never win, but I just graduated.”

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25. “I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally. ”― W.C. Fields

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26. “Eagles may soar in the clouds, but weasels never get sucked into jet engines.”

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27. “I love mankind … it’s people I can’t stand!!”― Charles M. Schulz

28. “My computer screen is brighter than my future.”

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Funny yearbook quotes about names

29. “Yes, that is my actual last name.” – Christopher Gaylord

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30. “I’ve been a Ho my whole life.” – Michelle Ho

31.“I hate my name.” – Carlos Carlos

32. “No, I did not have a farm.” – Joe McDonald

33. “I am not Hispanic, I’m Asian.” – Stacey Nicole Diaz

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34. “It’s no use going back to yesterday, because I was a different person then.”― Lewis Carroll

35. “Honestly, I didn’t expect most of you to make it this far.”

36. “This life’s hard, but it’s harder if you’re stupid.”― George V. Higgins

37. “Don’t follow your dreams, follow my Twitter: [insert Twitter handle].”

38. “Never memorize something that you can look up.”― Albert Einstein

39. “I spent 113,880 hours of my life for a paper and a handshake.”

40. “I’m that Nigerian Prince that keeps emailing you.”

41. “Education is important, but big biceps are important.”

42. “Donuts are always the answer.”

43. “If idiots could fly, this place would be an airport.”

44. “I want abs…olutely all the pasta and breadsticks.”

45. “The roof is not my son, but I will raise it.”

46. “What if one day you woke up and you were a chicken nugget.”

47. “See kids? I told you I was sexy in high school.”

48. “Trapped in yearbook factory, send help.”

49. “If you’re reading this, future me, put down this book and do something more productive.”

50. “Remember…The more you weigh the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe…eat cake.”

Yearbook quotes you wish you had been witty enough to think of

51. “Arguing with a fool proves there are two.” – Doris M. Smith

52. “I did my waiting! 12 years of it! In Azkaban.” — Sirius Black

53. “A person with a sharp tongue will eventually cut themselves.” – J. Robson Koenig

54. “Dreams have only one owner at a time. That’s why dreamers are lonely.” – Erma Bombeck

55. “The important thing to remember is not to forget.” – Benny Bellamacina

56. “I don’t need a piece of paper saying I succeeded. I just need food.” — Shane Dawson

57. “The problem with a life spent reading is you know too much.” – Josh Lanyon

58. “Never miss a good chance to shut up.” – Will Rogers

59. “Dreams don’t work unless you do.” – John C. Maxwell

60. “An ounce of action is worth a ton of theory.” – Ralph Waldo Emerson

Funny yearbook quotes to inspire you

61. “To the window… To the wall…“ – Abbigail and Tory
Lewis

62. “My mom should have swallowed me.” – Ty

63. “When I die, I want the people I did group projects with to lower me into the ground so they can let me down. One last time.” – Jenna Allen

64. “Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know if you’re gonna graduate.” – Franco Citlalli

65. “The only reason I went to school all this time is to distract myself from the fact that I’ll never be Beyoncé.” – McKenzie Ward

66. “Of course I dress well. I didn’t spend all that time in the closet for nothing.” – Ian Longley

67. “I got kicked out of Hogwarts for using black magic.” – Damian sparks

68. “I am not Amith. I am a legend.” – Amith M.

69. “The ‘s’ is silent.” – Pareekshit Ravi

70. “When life shuts the door, open it back up. That’s how doors work.” – Diana Lopez

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71. “It’s hard being a single mother, especially when you have no children and are a teenage male.”  – Zachary Chastain

72. “Master has given Megan a high school diploma, Megan is freeeee!” – Megan

73. “Why fall in love when you can fall asleep?” – Jessica Enciso

74. “Education is important but big biceps are importanter.” – Eric Gomez

75. “That wasn’t like High School Musical at all.” – Seth Egan

76. “Goodbye everyone, I’ll remember you all in therapy.” – Plankton

77. “______________ was released from his 4 year sentence.”  

78. “I want more Fridays and pancakes.” – Matthew Garrett

79. “You shall not pass!….But I did.” – Jucinda

80. “You’re all gonna regret not dating me in high school.” – Jocelyn Madero

More funny yearbook quotes when you want a good laugh

81. “If we’ve laughed too hard, offended too many people—we’ve done it right“ – Alexis Bass

82. “Waking up is the second hardest thing in the morning.“ – Connor Hart

83. “I’m not great at senior quotes. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?” – Alexis

85. “Be careful who you call crazy. Some of us think it’s a compliment.” – Marilynn Dawson

86. “If I can graduate with over 150 absences throughout high school, you can too.“ – Natalie Turk

87. “I cheated on all my exams.“ – Roshan McGuinness

88. “See kids… I told you your mom was hot back in high school.“ – Paulyn Trinh

89. “I’m sorry, did my shoulders distract you from reading this quote?“ – Victoria DiPaolo

90. “I was the Beyoncé in a school full of Michelles.“ – Jose Alvarez

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91. “I’ve learned to say here when the teacher hesitates while taking attendance.“ – Omotola Omotinugbon

92. “If you ain’t talking money… I don’t want to talk.“ – Michael and Steven DiBlasi

93. “It’s so hard being a single mom when you have no kids and are a male teenager.“ –
Aaron

94. “All three years of high school, I had my earphones on, and no one ever knew.“ – Amena Al-shugaa

95. “Anything is possible when you sound caucasian on the phone.“ – Betshina Bernier

96. “… was released from his four-year sentence.“ – Faizon Graham

97. “I don’t always graduate, but when I do, it’s barely.“ – Hannah Goldsborough

98. “Some students drink at the fountain of knowledge.” – E.C. McKenzie

99. “I used to be a straight A student, now I’m not even straight.“ – Martin Sanchez

100. “The difference between try and triumph is a little umph.” —Marvin Phillips

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101. “You can fail at what you don’t want, so you might as well take a chance on doing what you love.” ― Jim Carrey

102. “It is difficult to steer a parked car, so get moving.” ― Henrietta Mears

103. “There are no traffic jams along the extra mile.” ― Roger Staubach

104. “Do a little more each day than you think you possibly can.” ― Lowell Thomas

105. “Your time is limited, so don’t waste it living someone else’s life.” ― Steve Jobs

106. “Seek to understand before you seek to be understood.” ― Stephen Covey

107. “Your destiny is the story of your life, and you get to tell the story your way.” ― Scott Allan

108. “Never think you have reached success for when you do then you start the slide down.” ― Catherine Pulsifer

109. “Life is like an onion; you peel off one layer at a time and sometimes you weep.” ― Carl Sandburg

110. “Don’t let anyone steal your dream. It’s your dream, not theirs.” ― Dan Zadra

Funny yearbook quotes from movies

111. “I’m in a glass case of emotion!” —Will Ferrell, Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy

112. “Whoever said orange is the new pink was seriously disturbed.” — Elle Woods, Legally Blonde

113. “If I’m not back in five minutes, just wait longer.” —Jim Carrey, Ace Ventura: Pet Detective

114. “The smell of your weird is totally affecting my vocal cords.” — Bumper Allen, Pitch Perfect

115. “So you’re telling me there’s a chance…” – Dumb and Dumber, 1994

116. “It’s like a pirate had a baby with an angel.” – Avengers: Infinity War (2018)

117. “Show me the money!” – Jerry Maguire, 1996

118. “Help is on the way, dear!” – Mrs. Doubtfire (1993)

119. “What is this? A school for ants?” — Derek Zoolander, Zoolander

120. “Shutting up, sir.” – Star Wars: A New Hope (1977)

Funny Yearbook Quotes To Sharpen Your Wit

121. “Focus more on your desire than on your doubt, and the dream will take care of itself.” — Mark Twain

122. “It’s not what you’ve got, it’s what you use, that makes a difference in how your life turns out.” — Zig Ziglar

123. “Start today follow your heart. Map out your own journey. Have the adventure of a lifetime.” — Melody Beattie

124. “It only takes one extra something! To get you to where you trying to get to!” — Eric Thomas

125. “Showing up is 80 percent of life.” — Woody Allen

126. “Biology gives you a brain. Life turns it into a mind.” — Jeffrey Eugenides

127. “Don’t compare yourself with anyone else in the world. If you do so you are insulting yourself.” — Bill Gates

128. “The future depends on what you do today.” — Gandhi

129. “Perfection is not attainable. But if we chase perfection, we can catch excellence.” — Vince Lombardi

130. “Nothing in this world is impossible to a willing heart.” — Abraham Lincoln

Funny Yearbook Quotes To Inspire Your Life

131. “If opportunity doesn’t knock, build a door.” — Milton Berle

132. “Let us make our future now, and let us make our dreams tomorrow’s reality.” — Malala Yousafzai

133. “It’s not about ideas. It’s about making ideas happen.” — Scott Belsky

134. “Shoot for the moon; if you miss you will die in our space, which is cool.” — Katya Zamolodchikova

135. “Yo yearbook. I’mma let you finish, but my junior year photo was the best photo of all time!” — Kanye West

136. “Your self-worth is determined by you. You don’t have to depend on someone telling you who you are.” — Beyonce Knowles

137. “Should have burned this place down when I had the chance.” — Michael Scott

138. “Life is like a rollercoaster. Just when you think you’re on top, you go flying back down and someone pukes on you.” — Jenna Mourey

139. “It is time that we all see gender as a spectrum instead of two sets of opposing ideals.” — Emma Watson

140. “Look at education as a continuous life-long journey.” — Catherine Pulsifer

Funny Yearbook Quotes for a Crazy Day

141. “I would prefer to die of passion or boredom.” ― Vincent van Gogh.

142. “If somebody ever asks you to do something, do it really bad, so you never have to do it again.” ― Joanna Clark.

143. “If you want to live your life in a creative way, as an artist, you have to not look back too much. You have to be willing to take whatever you’ve done and whoever you were and throw them away.” ― Steve Jobs

144. “I want to thank Google, Wikipedia, and to whoever invented copy and paste. Thank you.” ― Stephanie Flores.

145. “Every boy can become an artist but the problem is what is required for the artist to become an artist.” ― Pablo Picasso

146. “The successful walk from failure to failure was without a loss of enthusiasm. I attribute my success to this: I never gave or used an excuse.” ―  Winston Churchill

147. “I’ve been a Ho all my life.” ― Michelle Ho

148. “You become what you believe. You are where you are today in your life based on everything you have believed.” ― Oprah Winfrey

149. “To all the teachers that never thought me a thing…” ― Julia Simsuangco

150. “You must be the change you want to see in the world.” ― Gandhi.

Did you enjoy these funny yearbook quotes?

If you’re going to be graduating soon then you might want to use one of these funny yearbook quotes as your own quote.

Or you may just want to use them to inspire you in your own creative thinking so you can leave your own unique quote that you can be remembered for.

Or, if you’ve already graduated, you can use these quotes just for entertainment or to relive your own high school years.

Chances are good that some of these quotes will remind you of people that you went to school with or memories that you made during that time of your life.

Which of these funny yearbook quotes and sayings resonated with you best?

Do you have any other favorite quotes to add?

Let us know in the comment section below.