Hilarious (and slightly offensive) Borat Quotes

Are you in the mood to laugh at the political goings-on in the country right now?

If yes, then keep reading these Borat quotes.

Borat is a fictional character brought to life by the comedic genius Sacha Baron Cohen.

The first film, Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan, was directed by Larry Charles and premiered in 2006.

Borat is a journalist from Kazakhstan who makes a documentary about his dealings with American citizens.

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According to Google, 91% of Google users liked the movie Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan.

This high approval rating suggests that Borat has resonated with a large audience and remains a popular movie.

Much of the movie is unscripted and features actual conversations with people who believe he is a genuine foreigner with no understanding of US customs. 

Borat received widespread critical acclaim and was nominated for Best Motion Picture – Musical or Comedy and the Academy Award for Best Adapted Screenplay.

For his role, Baron Cohen won the Golden Globe Award for Best Actor in a Motion Picture – Musical or Comedy.

The film did exceptionally well at the box office, but controversy surrounded it before and after its release.

Arab countries banned the film, and the Kazakhstan government was less than pleased.

The second installment of the film, titled Borat Subsequent Moviefilm, was released in 2020.

It is hilarious, but with Borat quotes like these, it will have its share of controversy to contend with!

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Memorable Borat Quotes

Borat has an 89% approval rating on Rotten Tomatoes, based on 252 reviews, and an average rating of 7.68/10.

This critical acclaim shows that Borat is beloved by audiences and respected by film critics.

1. “My name i’ Borat, I come a-from Kazakhstan. Can I say a-first, we support your War of Terror.” — Borat Sagdiyev

2. “I hear McDonald Trump he put Mexicans in cages. High Five!”— Borat Sagdiyev

3. “I like you. I like sex. Is nice!” — Borat Sagdiyev

4. “Please, come and see my film. If it not success, I will be execute.” — Borat Sagdiyev

5. “May George Bush drink the blood of every man, woman, and child in Iraq!” — Borat Sagdiyev

6. “These gypsy tears will keep you safe.” — Borat Sagdiyev.

7. “Will you be my new black wife?” — Borat Sagdiyev

8. “Trump would be disappointed! You are leaving hotel without golden shower.” — Borat Sagdiyev

9. “Don’t worry I won’t get jealous, she’s not Ivanka!” — Borat Sagdiyev

10. “Speakings, not polite!” — Borat Sagdiyev

Borat quotes that mock the USA and our politics

Despite having a modest budget of $18 million, Borat grossed over $262 million worldwide, according to Box Office Mojo.

This impressive box office performance indicates that Borat was a commercial success and that audiences were willing to pay to see the movie in theaters.

11. “A magnificent new premier named McDonald Trump rose to power and made America great again! He also became buddies with tough-guy leaders from around the world.” — Borat Sagdiyev

12. “I will be the next Queen Melania! She’s the happiest wife in the world!” — Sandra Jessica Parker Sagdiyev

13. “Impressive and amazing result for a strong premier who always put America and Kazakhstan first!” — Borat Sagdiyev

14. “Donald Trump: Strongest premier in history. He not racist. Black guys love him so much, they kneel before him.” — Borat Sagdiyev

15. “I found a new book which only tells the truth. It’s called Facebook. I learn so many facts there.” — Sandra Jessica Parker Sagdiyev

16. “Democracy is different in America. For example, women can vote but horse can not!” — Borat Sagdiyev

Borat quotes about the Coronavirus and scientists

17. “F*ck the social distance.” — Borat Sagdiyev

18. “Because of Trump, 350 million Americans still alive. Trump never had stroke. Vote for premier Trump, or you will be crushed.” — Borat Sagdiyev

19. “Lucky for me I was taken in by two of America’s greatest scientists.” — Borat Sagdiyev

20. “What is more dangerous: this virus or the Democrats?” — Borat Sagdiyev

Borat quotes about the gypsies

21. “I say this because I had a very bad gypsy attack… they stole my wife, plow… and they touch my horse in a very bad way… he got very depressed.” — Borat Sagdiyev

22. “Who is this lady you have shrunk? Was she the owner of this house that you camp in front of? Do not try and shrink me gypsy, I serious.” — Borat Sagdiyev

23. “I can hit a gypsy with a rock from 15 meters away if chained… ten if not.” — Borat Sagdiyev

24. “I arrived at American airport with clothes, US dollars, and a bottle of gypsy tears to protect myself from AIDS.” — Borat Sagdiyev

Funny Borat quotes

25. “You have onions in this house?? Yes!” — Borat Sagdiyev

Which of these Borat quotes is your favorite?

If you feel in the mood to laugh at the political goings-on in the country right now, then this film is perfect.

I know I have done enough crying and yelling, so maybe laughter is the best medicine.

There is a lot of mocking in the original film and the new one, so hopefully, no one gets offended.

Have you watched the new Borat movie already?

What were your thoughts or favorite jokes?

Drop a line in the comment section below and let us know if you would recommend the film to a friend.

‘It is nice’ to find a friend and give them a high five.

We could probably all use that right about now, anyway!