Grandma’s Boy is a 2006 American stoner comedy film, as you will have probably guessed from these Grandma’s Boy quotes about weed.
The film was directed by Nicholaus Goossen, written by Barry Wernick, Allen Covert, and Nick Swardson, and starring Linda Cardellini, Allen Covert, Peter Dante, Shirley Jones, Shirley Knight, Joel David Moore, Kevin Nealon, Doris Roberts, and Nick Swardson.
The film has terrible reviews.
In fact, it has a 16% out of a 100% on the Rotten Tomatoes scale.
However, fans of the movie still find the film quite funny.
It has Doris Roberts in it, so it can’t be all bad!
The main character, Alex (Allen Covert) is a single, 35-year-old gamer who lives with his friend Josh (Jonathan Loughran).
The pair run into a bit of financial trouble and are unable to pay their rent.
This leads to Alex moving in with his whacky grandma Lilly (Doris Roberts).
Alex, who is used to playing video games and smoking pot is suddenly surrounded by a bunch of meddling older women.
Lilly quickly puts Alex to work with a list of chores around the house.
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Grandma’s Boy quotes from Alex
1. “Hey, JP. That’s a great outfit. How much do clothes cost in The Matrix?” — Alex
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2. “My grandma drank all my pot.” — Alex
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3. “Dude, your bed’s a car.” — Alex
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4. “Don’t judge me monkey!” — Alex
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5. “Dude, your ass is tanner than my face.” — Alex
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6. “You can’t get stoned and be an accountant, you make too many mistakes, you lose people millions of dollars, you get fired.” — Alex
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7. “Oh, yes! Finally, a roommate who goes shopping.” — Alex
8. “I was like one of those little calves at the rodeo, all helpless.” — Alex
9. “At least I have a bush!” — Alex
10. “Dude, you do know that lions eat deer, right?” — Alex
Grandma’s Boy quotes from Jeff
11. “I can’t believe you came on my mom. You might be the biggest perv in the world right now.” — Jeff
12. “You were a dirty old whore.” — Jeff
13. “I’ll run over your attitude. It sucks.” — Jeff
14. “Hi, I’m Jeff. I have a bush too—it’s not grey.” — Jeff
15. “You’re dead to me, over.” — Jeff
16. “Nice karma, Guy-Blow.” — Jeff
17. “So, I mean, what’s it like being old? Its gotta be weird, right?” — Jeff
18. “That’s cool… if you wanna be sober and vomit.” — Jeff
19. “Do you have bathrooms here, or do I have to sh*t in a plant?” — Jeff
20. “Big news from the party… Barry sucked on his first boobie!” — Jeff
Grandma’s Boy quotes from J.P.
21. “Oh, yeah… Careful is my middle name, heh. Actually, it’s not, it’s Philip.” — J.P.
22. “But, underneath this genius… I’m simply a human. You know. But I’m working on that.” — J.P.
23. “It’s the future of gaming.” — J.P.
24. “I want to get you a black cobra just to go around the neck…” — J.P.
25. “I am not amused.” — J.P.
Grandmas can game too
Alex is also trying to start a relationship with his coworker Samantha but is in the middle of rivalry with fellow game designer J.P.
They finally get done testing the game they are working on and Samantha tells J.P.
she is not interested.
After a celebratory dinner for the success of their project, Alex comes home to find out that his grandma and her friends drank his pot.
They thought it was tea! Samantha tells him she is a smoker, too.
Alex decides to call Dante (his dealer) and throw a wild party.
J.P tries to steal a game concept that Alex was working on and pass it off as his own.
Their boss does not believe Alex when he explains the game was his.
That is until Lilly, who has already mastered the game, beats J.P.
He is fired, and everyone lives happily ever after!
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