Billy Madison Quotes that Will Make You Want to Rewatch the Movie

If you like the old Adam Sandler movies and have never watched Billy Madison, it should be on your watch list, as you will see from reading these Billy Madison quotes.

Much like the other characters that Adam Sandler plays, Billy Madison brings crazy and unexpected humor that makes it hard not to laugh.

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According to IMDB, Billy Madison ranks in the top 200 all-time comedy movies.

The film, released in 1995, has remained a cult classic for over two decades, with fans still quoting the iconic Billy Madison Quotes and lines today.

What are the benefits of reading these Billy Madison quotes?

Billy Madison is the adult child of a rich man.

He’s never had to work at anything because his dad has always taken care of things for him.

He ends up in a situation where he needs to work his way through Kindergarten to 12th grade in order to prove himself.

And that’s where the fun begins.

Reading these Billy Madison quotes won’t just make you laugh!

You can learn a few life lessons, too, like:

• it isn’t cool to be mean to others who are learning a new skill
• learning new things can be challenging and scary, but it is worth it
• appreciate what you have before the moment passes
• apologize to people you haven’t treated well, even if a long time has passed

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Memorable Billy Madison Quotes

In a 2015 poll by Rolling Stone, Billy Madison was ranked as one of the top 25 funniest movies of the past 25 years.

The popularity of Billy Madison quotes has led to a range of merchandise, including t-shirts, mugs, and other memorabilia.

1. “Don’t you say that. Don’t you ever say that. Stay here. Stay as long as you can.” – Billy Madison

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2. “Chlorophyll? More like bore-ophyll.” – Billy Madison

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3. “It’s too damn hot for a penguin to be just walkin’ around here.” – Billy Madison

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4. “Feel those kicks? He’s gonna be a soccer player. He is. He iiii-iissss!” – Billy Madison

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5. “Sometimes I feel like an idiot. But I am an idiot, so it kinda works out.” – Billy Madison

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6. “I am the smartest man alive!” – Billy Madison

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7. “O’Doyle, I got a feeling your whole family’s going down. But right now, I gotta study.” – Billy Madison

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8. “Stop looking at me, Swan!” – Billy Madison

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9. “I hate cursive and I hate all of you!” – Billy Madison

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10. “Couch. C-o-r- you going to the mall later?” – Billy Madison

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11. “Back to school. Back to school, to prove to Dad that I’m not a fool. I got my lunch packed up, my boots tied tight, I hope I don’t get in a fight. Oh! Back to school… back to school… back to school. Well, here goes nothing.” – Billy Madison

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12. “Tallahoo-hoo. Sabadoo.” – Billy Madison

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13. “No, I will not make out with you. Did ya hear that? This girl wants to make out with me in the middle of class. You got Chlorophyll Man up there talking about God knows what and all she can talk about is making out with me. I’m here to learn, everybody, not to make out with you. Go on with the Chlorophyll.” – Billy Madison

14. “Of course I peed my pants, everyone my age pees their pants. It’s the coolest. Shampoo is better. I go on first and clean the hair. Conditioner is better. I leave the hair silky and smooth. Oh, really, fool? Really.” – Billy Madison

15. “The part of the story I don’t like is that the little boy gave up looking for Happy after an hour. He didn’t put posters up or anything, he just sat on the porch like a goon and waited. That little boy’s gotta think, “You got a pet. You got a responsibility.” If your dog is lost you don’t look for an hour then call it quits.” – Billy Madison

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16. “Hey kids, it’s me! I bet you thought that I was dead! But when I fell over I just broke my leg and got a hemorrhage in my head!” – Billy Madison

17. “You fallin’ in love with the wall or somethin?” – Billy Madison

Billy Madison quotes from Brian Madison (Billy’s Dad)

According to Google Trends, search interest in “Billy Madison” has remained steady over the past 5 years, indicating ongoing popularity and relevance.

The movie’s lasting impact on popular culture is reflected in its continued relevance, and fans’ ongoing adoration of Billy Madison quotes.

18. “Remember that spelling bee you won in the first grade? Rock: r-o-k?” – Brian Madison

19. “Oh, Billy Billy boy. When are you gonna find whatever it is you’re looking for?” – Brian Madison

20. “You were brought up with every advantage, I bought you everything. Toys, cars, vacations, clothes…” – Brian Madison

Other memorable Billy Madison quotes from the movie

A 2018 study by the University of Oxford found that humor can reduce stress and improve mood, particularly in high-pressure situations.

This statistic supports the use of Billy Madison quotes to bring levity to difficult situations and promote mental health.

21. “Mr. Madison, what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.” — Principal

22. “Well, “sorry” doesn’t put the Triscuit crackers in my stomach now, does it Karl?”—Eric

23. “Have some more sloppy Joes. I made ’em extra sloppy for yous. I know how yous kids like ’em sloppy.”—Lunch Lady

24. “If peeing in your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis.”—Old Farm Lady

25. “When I graduated from first grade, all my dad did was tell me to get a job.”—Frank

Did you enjoy these Billy Madison quotes?

If you’ve seen this movie before, these quotes have probably brought the hilarious parts of the movie streaming back through your mind.

If you’ve never watched the movie before, these quotes might seem like the most random and off-the-wall lines.

It’s a lot like having an inside joke.

Once you’ve watched the movie, you’ll know exactly why these lines are as funny and memorable as they are.

If you’re ready to unwind, relax, and escape from the crazy reality of your own life situation, turn Billy Madison on and enjoy the crazy antics of Adam Sandler.

Which of these Billy Madison quotes and lines is your favorite?

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